i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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