He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
COCAINE IS GR8
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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