rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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