If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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