I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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