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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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