no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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