butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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