Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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