wrigley field is MILF paradise
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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