You're so nebulous sometimes
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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