I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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