I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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