can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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