we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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