I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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