I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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