ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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