is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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