i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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