Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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