i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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