Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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