Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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