in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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