so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tornado booty call.. dedication
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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