i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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