Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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