Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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