the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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