dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we're making bets on your personal life
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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