belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Someone shattered a urinal.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
