I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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