The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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