I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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