i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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