we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
