no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i already hear my dad disowning me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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