love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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