We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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