i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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