So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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