therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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