redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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