All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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