I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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