I'm laying in your front yard are you home
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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