Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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