I want to stick my p in your. b.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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