She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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