I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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