I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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